Sonic Offenders (Not of the Hedgehog Variety)

Sonic Offenders are the different groups of people who disrupt voice calls with obnoxious sounds. They are frequently muted, either by a member of the call or by the Call application itself. They are separated into factions such as: Crunchers, Creakers, Crinklers, and Clackers/Clackateers. Their noises produced are certified to be "Sonically bad."

Crunchers
Crunchers are those that eat during call very loudly without muting themselves. The issue with Crunchers is not only the sound that comes with loud chewing, but also the bragging that comes with announcing what you eat.

Known Crunchers

 * Ben
 * Alex

Creakers
Creaking is the sound that comes from a poorly oiled wheelie chair. This usually results in the call for more oil, and the concern from others about the health of the chair

Known Creakers

 * Fucking ANGEL get your shit together

Crinklers
Crinklers are the few that have the absolute balls to use plastic or paper bags on call. This is the most common and versatile kind of offense. This can range from opening or operating a bag of chips, plastic shopping bags, brown paper bags, or any kind of plastic wrap.

Known Crinklers

 * You know who you are. Don't hide from me.

Clackers/Clackateers
Clacking is the onomatopoeia that is associated with typing on a keyboard; it is frequently found during essay writing. it is arguably the least annoying, but I'm trying to be informative and not biased, but honestly that's hard to do considering the fact that I'm writing articles that 3 or less people will care about. I'm really just praying that this doesn't get taken down. This is ridiculous, i better get paid for this.

Known Clackateers

 * Kensey